Balancing in High Heels

This is how it works: you're young until you're not.
You love until you don't. You try until you can't.
You laugh until you cry. You cry until you laugh.
And everyone must breathe until their dying breath.


Ask me anything...no, really. Anything.  


Reblogged from codyjohnston

misskatie:

codyjohnston:

YouTube took down our fixed Rick Perry commercial but OH WAIT HERE’S ANOTHER VERSION OF IT SO TAKE THAT YOUTUBE AND RICK PERRY AND OTHER STUFF TOO, I GUESS.

the hats. oh god the hats.

This is why these are my favorite people.

Notes

  1. thetexasmexican reblogged this from cracked
  2. scifitwin reblogged this from cracked and added:
    Cute how satire can be removed but actual hatred for a group of people is just fine for YouTube.
  3. haxzor reblogged this from codyjohnston and added:
    Cody controls the internet.
  4. leitwortstil reblogged this from cracked
  5. thesefewpresidents reblogged this from cracked and added:
    This one’s been removed too. And the original is still up despite fuck knows how many people flagging it. Jesus Christ,...
  6. jethroq reblogged this from codyjohnston
  7. caprini reblogged this from cracked
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  9. nickdown reblogged this from misskatie and added:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES
  10. wintercoffin reblogged this from cracked
  11. trianglewins reblogged this from codyjohnston and added:
    The Santa hats make is like 1000x better.
  12. jarvis314 reblogged this from dreamingbydaylight
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  16. dimebags reblogged this from she-told-me-she-was-18 and added:
    Hahahahahahaha this is amazing And as a sidenote FUCK Rick Perry
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  20. tejagainstthemachine reblogged this from cracked and added:
    Cracked spliced two dudes making out into Perry’s disgusting ‘ad.’ I approve this message.