Balancing in High Heels

This is how it works: you're young until you're not.
You love until you don't. You try until you can't.
You laugh until you cry. You cry until you laugh.
And everyone must breathe until their dying breath.

Sat Dec 3
home

Oh my god.

Boyfriend: You became a woman in Humboldt.
Me: By drinking Four Loko?
Boyfriend: Yes. Did you know most women don't break their hymen when they have sex, they break it by drinking Four Loko?
Me: You're half right. It's usually horseback riding. Or tampons.
Boyfriend: So do hymens...I mean...do they just like...fall out?
Me: **dying laughing** **can't handle it**
Boyfriend: What!? I've never uncorked a woman before!!
Me: **more laughing** **can't breathe** **then finally** IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL CORK!

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