March 2012
77 posts
So there’s this blog that I used to follow on here, but I stopped a while ago. I realized today though that he’s still in my ‘tumblr crushes’ square thing that they make for you, and it bothered me.
He must be defeated.
I must LIKE and REBLOG all the things! until he no longer has the nerve to show his face in my square.
Yeah, I know I could just ‘block’...
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
February 2012
44 posts
Stephen Hawking said to frequent sex club →
Best part:
“He arrives with an entourage of nurses and assistants. Last time I saw him, he was in the back ‘play area’ lying on a bed fully clothed with two naked women gyrating all over him.”
"YOLO"
theyrenotkidsyknow:
all of drakes fans who say “YOLO” take it as “lets act like idiots after all, YOLO”. HOWEVER, any Strokes fan that had already known this motto thanks to their song “you only live once” knows it dosen’t mean go act like idiots because you’re young, we know it means “do things right, with good intentions because you only live once”. -much love, a strokes fan fed up with the...
Long distance relationship protip:
Having framed pictures on your desk makes you happy, but it also decreases productivity cause you spend so much time looking at the pictures and smiling.
Worth it!
:)
I JUST FOUND A TYPO IN MY THESIS
I’ve had three people proofread it and I’m still finding things that are wrong. I’m never going to be satisfied to turn this in.
The Firefly episode with Christina Hendricks is my...
I can’t stop laughing :D
My senior thesis is due tomorrow.
I have been working on it for six months now. I feel like I could spend another six months just fussing and fidgeting with it, making sure every word is perfect and the charts are impeccable and the arrangement of paragraphs and lines on every page is not only clear and informative but also aesthetically pleasing.
Instead, I’m going to take a deep breath, hit print, and submit it.
And...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Bored.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not perform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
Have I mentioned that I work at my dream job?
My boss:
-Was named one of TIME Magazine’s Top 6 Civic Innovators in 2001
-Has had two Lifetime Achievement Awards created for him and then bestowed upon him
-Has a giant furry walrus mustache
-Was the first white man to appear fully nude in National Geographic, back when he used to work as a photographer for them
I couldn’t ask for a better group of people or work culture to be...
Dear Facebook
When will you learn that forcing me to ‘share’ every link that I click on isn’t going to make me participate, it’s going to make me roll my eyes and decide I didn’t care about reading that article?
Sincerely,
Emily
The transportation class I need to get into only...
I don’t enroll until almost 5 pm tomorrow
:-/
Everything is not alright
And knowing that I can’t do anything to help my oldest friend sucks.
I know life isn’t supposed to be fair,
but surely it’s not supposed to be this cruel.
9 p.m. and I haven't eaten dinner yet
Do I
A) Go figure out something to eat or
B) Pour myself a glass of wine and move on to dessert?
Decisions, decisions.
Reblog if you want "Have You Ever" questions in...
whatawaytobeginitall:
Go ahead, ask me personal questions on anon if you want
I’m bored tonight.
Sometimes I watch TV shows
And I get really mad when the people are mean to each other or make bad choices
:(
1 tag
I miss my boyfriend a lot tonight
Some nights it’s not so bad, and I’m ok with being so far away from him.
Other nights, it’s just really tough not being near him. I hate not being able to talk with him all the time. I hate that it’s always a choice between talking with me and spending time with his friends, instead of both of us being able to go out with them together. It just hits me sometimes and I...
DONE DONE DONE
FINALLY
Marathon week of 15 hour days followed by deadlines for my senior thesis and then a ten page paper on Proposition 13.
Someone get this girl a glass of wine.
“Proposition 8 served no purpose, and had no effect, other than to lessen the...”
– The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals • On today’s 2-1 panel ruling, which overturned California’s gay marriage ban on constitutional grounds. This is a validation of a previous ruling against Proposition 8 back in August 2010, made by now retired Judge Vaughn Walker. ProtectMarriage, the group that...
I hate the weird squishy noise it makes when...
