December 2011
24 posts
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Boyfriend strikes again
Me: Hey babe, have you seen RENT?
Boyfriend: That's the one where gay people sing and have AIDS, right?
Report Card: US Public Infrastructure
urbanlung:
climateadaptation:
Aviation D
Bridges C
Dams D
Drinking Water D-
Energy D+
Hazardous Waste D
Inland Waterways D-
Levees D-
Public Parks and Recreation C-
Rail C-
Roads D-
Schools D
Solid Waste C+
Transit D
Wastewater D
Source: American Society of Civil Engineers (PDF)
Not surprising.
“I’m a beer camel. I need to store up”
– Me (sober comment too)
Alex is the best.
americastestkitchen:
Cooking Tip of the Day: Add butter before dairy in mashed potatoes. Otherwise, water in dairy will combine with potatoes’ starch, making them gummy.
…butter is dairy…
Watchmisskatie:
new Katie Willert Experience!!!!
i really really like this one.
Yay Katie!
On my gameshow, you would always win.
24 hours until I'm done with finals
48 until I can go home
Another drawback of having your boyfriend visit...
You talk to him at 8:30 when he’s going to bed (at 11:30), and then you feel exhausted and like there’s no way you can bring yourself to keep studying for finals.
:/
Things I wish I had right now:
In no particular order.
Pizza
Apple Cider
Wine
A Kitten
Enchiladas
Chipotle
Warmth
Boyfriend
Saturday
Email professor either/or question about the...
She emails back:
“Yes.”
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Oh my god.
Boyfriend: You became a woman in Humboldt.
Me: By drinking Four Loko?
Boyfriend: Yes. Did you know most women don't break their hymen when they have sex, they break it by drinking Four Loko?
Me: You're half right. It's usually horseback riding. Or tampons.
Boyfriend: So do hymens...I mean...do they just like...fall out?
Me: **dying laughing** **can't handle it**
Boyfriend: What!? I've never uncorked a woman before!!
Me: **more laughing** **can't breathe** **then finally** IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL CORK!
