February 2010
333 posts
I filled up my car with gas on Friday night when I left La Jolla, and as I was driving back into my neighborhood today the needle was resting on empty.
:) I used exactly one tank of gas this weekend!
….wait…I used an entire tank of gas this weekend?
“All my life
I’ve been searching for a girl
To love me
Like I love you...”
– The Beatles: Anna
I know how you feel, John. I know how you feel.
misskatie:
Woke up to this man outside my window. http://yfrog.com/1eyvypj
Creeper. This was so awkward.
misskatie:
Fun times. Mos def. http://yfrog.com/326utj
I am disappointed that this picture does not show up here for the world to see.
But I adore you. And us. And this picture. :)
January 2010
231 posts
Dear LA traffic,
I hate you, and I never plan enough time to get places. Please stop it.
Love,
Emily
@johndylanger
Because you are apparently unable to figure this out on your own:
Apple iPad. Think about the jokes people have been making about the name. Pad. The kind with wings.
Now think about what girls use those for.
Now think about how much iron blood has in it.
Got it yet?
I might be performing in a production of "Twelfth...
johndylanger:
If so, you guys in SoCal better come watch me get my Shakespeare on.
YES!
When? What for?
I’m stoked. :) Huzzah for Dylan!
johndylanger:
I’m setting up an appointment with a cryogenics lab to become a regular sperm donor.
Which, if you think about it girls, is kind of like you getting paid to paint your nails or shop.
Why is being a donor so much more fun for guys than girls? You get paid to jerk it. We get paid to get put on fertility drugs that screw with your system, and then let them stick giant needles...
Fact:
I am more likely to take my vitamins if they are in gummy form.
:)
@johndylanger
Come on iChat and play with me…cause I just got home from rehearsal and have to do homework and you make everything better.
Love you!!!!!!! Thanks. :)
What did YOU do at work today?
Me, I sharpened colored pencils with a knife. Like a badass.
@johndylanger
johndylanger:
balancinginhighheels:
No fair just reposting mine!! Let’s see you! Topless Tuesday, come on!
d’ahhh fine.
And hurry it up, I have to leave for work soon!
@johndylanger
No fair just reposting mine!! Let’s see you! Topless Tuesday, come on!
johndylanger:
I had one of those dreams where you’re making out with someone and woke up this morning kissing the air. I swear all the rock stars on my walls were laughing at me.
They probably were.
Better than my dream, though, and what I woke up to :/
just saw 'pants on the ground' clip for the first...
megannn:
johndylanger:
megannn:
where have i been all week? wowwww
that was so two weeks ago. now you just lookin’ like a FOOL!
true. ok where have i been the past TWO weeks. amended.
anyway, i had heard about it and people had explained it to me but i kept forgetting to watch the actual clip. i’m a late bloomer.
It’s ok. I watched it for the first time yesterday too! We can...
I’ve been out of bed less than five minutes, and can already tell that today is not my day.
Fabulous.
Help!
I’m going to a Dead Celebrity party this weekend, and getting irritated at costuming struggles. So my question to you, good people of tumblr, is this:
Who should I be?
and
What would I wear?
also
Do you own that, and can I borrow it??
Hit RECord →
I really like that this exists, and wish I had any sort of talent to contribute to this.
Also, Joseph Gordon-Levitt just becomes more and more endeared to me every day.
Seven Year Old Boy Raises Money for Haiti →
This kid is amazing. What a sweetheart.
@johndylanger: Americans can suck it. In Britain, even seven-year-olds are more humane than we are.
