Balancing in High Heels
You love until you don't. You try until you can't.
You laugh until you cry. You cry until you laugh.
And everyone must breathe until their dying breath.


berserkaf replied to your post: berserkaf replied to your post: There’s a nutella…
omg hweat i’m laughing so hrdOther sports include:
Rat race for high blood pressure,
Relay for obesity,
And finally,
10m sprint to the front of the fast food line
“10m sprint to the front of the fast food line”
I reject your assertion, and present this instead:

Almost done with Season 2.
It’s not a fantastic show, but I’m hooked.
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
- things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
- my last night out in detail.
- something that makes me sad when i think about it.
- something i’ve lied about.
- would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
- something i’m currently worrying about.
- one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
- something i do without realising.
- lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
- a drunken story.
- something i regret.
- post a picture of myself.
- my longest relationship and who it was with.
- press ctrl v and post.
- post a bit of my last IM convo.
- 5 things i want to change.
- my view on being tumblr famous.
- someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
- 5 things within touching distance.
- story of my first kiss.
(Source: purem0rning, via apackofhungryvelociraptors)
is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
I think if I were a dude I could never wear boxers. Strap that shit down, dude, don’t just let it wobble all over the place!
Also
don’t you keep accidentally sitting on it? Or getting it stuck to your leg? Awkward
(Source: everthorne, via andthentheymademetheirchief)
Words of wisdom from Nicholas Tavizon
Nick: I had rich friends growing up, but it was weird for me cause they were a different kind of rich than my rich. They were Waldorf rich.
Me: Did you seriously just make a gossip girl reference?
Nick: …Tequila is awesome…