Balancing in High Heels

This is how it works: you're young until you're not.
You love until you don't. You try until you can't.
You laugh until you cry. You cry until you laugh.
And everyone must breathe until their dying breath.


Ask me anything...no, really. Anything.  
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whatawaytobeginitall:

berserkaf replied to your post: berserkaf replied to your post: There’s a nutella…
omg hweat i’m laughing so hrd

Other sports include:

Rat race for high blood pressure,
Relay for obesity,
And finally,
10m sprint to the front of the fast food line

“10m sprint to the front of the fast food line”

I reject your assertion, and present this instead:

Who has the dorkiest boyfriend ever?
I have the dorkiest boyfriend ever.
But I love him :)

Who has the dorkiest boyfriend ever?

I have the dorkiest boyfriend ever.

But I love him :)

Started watching True Blood last weekend

Almost done with Season 2.

It’s not a fantastic show, but I’m hooked.

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atheistoverdose:

‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’

atheistoverdose:

‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’

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When you’re president, as opposed to the head of a private equity firm, then your job is not simply to maximize profits. Your job is to figure out how everybody in the country has a fair shot… And so if your main argument for how to grow the economy is ‘I knew how to make a lot of money for investors,’ then you’re missing what this job is about. President Obama on why Mitt Romney’s record in the private sector matters (via barackobama)
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is having a penis weird

like

it just hangs there

occasionally flopping 

I think if I were a dude I could never wear boxers.  Strap that shit down, dude, don’t just let it wobble all over the place!

Also

don’t you keep accidentally sitting on it?  Or getting it stuck to your leg?  Awkward

(Source: everthorne, via andthentheymademetheirchief)

Also: my boyfriend is super cute with baby nephew :)

Also: my boyfriend is super cute with baby nephew :)

And here’s an awesome picture of me and baby nephew at his first Whole Earth. He clearly loves me a lot.

And here’s an awesome picture of me and baby nephew at his first Whole Earth. He clearly loves me a lot.

Baby nephew took a self portrait!

Baby nephew took a self portrait!

MC BURGER KING

Words of wisdom from Nicholas Tavizon

Nick: I had rich friends growing up, but it was weird for me cause they were a different kind of rich than my rich. They were Waldorf rich.

Me: Did you seriously just make a gossip girl reference?

Nick: …Tequila is awesome…

INTRUDER!

I just found an elbow macaroni noodle in my mini shells.

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gilmored:

Lorelai Gilmore Quotes

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